Ultimately, you can be too rich and thin

September 10, 1898 –Empress Elisabeth of Austria was not a particularly happy royal. Known as the Princess Diana of her day, she was estranged from her husband, Franz Joseph, Emperor of Austria (because of the stifling nature of court life) she lost her daughter, Sophie, in 1857, and her favorite cousin, King Ludwig II ofContinue reading “Ultimately, you can be too rich and thin”

You don’t want to know what her brooches signify

The British Queen’s handbag is a body language communication device. It is used by her to relay secret and silent messages to her staff. For example, if she is finished speaking to a guest she will move it from one arm to another and her aides will politely end the conversation, or if she wantsContinue reading “You don’t want to know what her brooches signify”

Stop licking your fingers. It’s disgusting.

September 9, 1890 –131 years ago today a little boy named Harland was born in Kentucky. When Harland was six, his father died and his mother was forced to go to work. Little Harland did most of the cooking for his younger siblings. By the age of seven he was a master of the localContinue reading “Stop licking your fingers. It’s disgusting.”

Does anybody really know what time it is (part 2)

The time in China follows a single standard time, even though China spans almost five geographical time zones. Because of a legacy of Mao Tse-tung and the Communist Party’s desire for unified control, China, almost as wide as the continental United States, has officially only one time zone — Beijing time. But wait, there’s moreContinue reading “Does anybody really know what time it is (part 2)”

Nice turtleneck you got on your statue there

September 8, 1504 –Michelangelo’s David, was unveiled in Florence on this date. If you were staring too hard, you’ll notice that Dave has got a turtleneck. The apparently uncircumcised form would be at odds with Judaic practice, but would be consistent with the conventions of Renaissance art. Now put your eyes back in your head.Continue reading “Nice turtleneck you got on your statue there”

Oh you rapscallions

September 8, 1994 –At the MTV Video Music Awards, Beastie Boy Adam Yauch (MCA), in character as “Nathanial Hornblower,” rushes the stage when R.E.M.’s Everybody Hurts beats Sabotage for Best Direction. It’s the first such intrusion at the VMAs. Frequent Beastie Boys collaborator Nathaniel Hörnblowér has an impressive resume. He directed classic Beasties videos (includingContinue reading “Oh you rapscallions”