Not that we’re counting:
but there are 6 days until Halloween. Make sure you have enough apples and razor blades,
there are 9 days until the general election. You may have to save some of those razor blades for yourself.
There are 32 days until Thanksgiving. Hopefully we still have a government so we can celebrate something.
and 40 days until the start of Hanukkah. Please do not put any razor blades in the potato latkes, they just don’t go.
and 61 days until Christmas. If you care about the whole naughty /nice list, maybe you want to forget about the apples and razor blades.
And so it goes.
