December 12, 1915 –
It’s the birthday of Francis Albert today. Once again, under advise of legal council, I have make no jokes or innuendos about Mr. Sinatra’s alleged organized crime connection, especially since I work at a union facility (Please note – I did not use the word, Mafia.)
And once again, We here at ACME would like to remind the various gentlemen from Bensonhurst with whom we had occasion to speak with – we did not resort to any cheap gimmicks to slander the Chairman of the Board, greatest singer of the 20th century. (Now will you please return the new cat – the children are quite attached to her since our old cat passed.)
The Haus of Dcaligari 