December 12, 1915 –
It’s the birthday of Francis Albert today. I have been advised by legal council to stop making jokes about Mr. Sinatra’s alleged organized crime connection, especially if I would like to make it home tonight (Please note – I did not use the word, Mafia.)
And once again, We here at ACME would to remind the various gentlemen from Bensonhurst with whom we had occasion to speak with – we did not resort to any cheap gimmicks to slander the Chairman of the Board, greatest singer of the 20th century. (Now will you please return our cat – the children are quite attached to her and the cat is quite old and very confused.)
Demand Euphoria!
The Haus of Dcaligari 