The song Tik Tok topped the charts

January 2, 2010 –Kesha’s song Tik Tok hit #1 on the Billboard charts on this date. When Kesha’s producer Dr. Luke telephoned her after hearing a demo to say he’d like to hook up with the then-unknown singer-songwriter, Nicole Richie took the call and hung up on him. At the time, Kesha and her momContinue reading “The song Tik Tok topped the charts”

How large an apartment do you have anyway?

Today’s gift count (156): you currently have Nine ladies dancing, 16 young woman engaged in the dairy industry (and possibly their union rep. I’ve also never considered whether or not the cows come with them), 21 Swans making a racket, 24 geese a’ laying (check to see if you can make omelets for all thoseContinue reading “How large an apartment do you have anyway?”

The selling of raw milk is a lucrative but illegal activity

Today’s gift count (120 gifts): you currently have Eight young woman engaged in the dairy industry, 14 Swans making a racket, 18 geese a’ laying (fertilized goose eggs are going for about $82 per dozen), 20 golden rings, 20 calling birds, 18 French hens, 14 turtledoves and 8 partridges in their respective pear trees. TheContinue reading “The selling of raw milk is a lucrative but illegal activity”

Start an aviary and charge admission

It’s the Seventh day of Christmas. Today’s gift count (84 gifts): you currently have Seven Swans a’ swimming, 12 geese a’ laying, 15 golden rings, 16 calling birds, 15 French hens, 12 turtledoves and 7 partridges in their respective pear trees. The seven Swans A-swimming usually signifies the seven gifts of the Holy Spirit (WisdomContinue reading “Start an aviary and charge admission”