Mortality defines the human condition.

Today is Memento Mori Day, a tradition started in ancient Rome that serves as a reminder that we will all die, one day soon. It is said that in ancient Rome, when a victorious general would return to the city for his triumph (victory parade), a slave would walk behind him, whispering in his ear:Continue reading “Mortality defines the human condition.”

You’re going to need a short order cook soon

Today’s gift count (220): you currently have 10 Leaping Lords, (the ten lords represent the Ten Commandments,) 18 Rockettes, 24 young milkmaid, 28 Swans making a racket, 30 geese a’ laying, 30 golden rings, 28 calling birds, 24 French hens, 18 turtledoves and 10 partridges in their respective pear trees. The ten lords represent theContinue reading “You’re going to need a short order cook soon”

Where are you putting all this stuff?

Today’s gift count (156): you currently have Nine ladies dancing, 16 young woman engaged in the dairy industry (and possibly their union rep. I’ve also never considered whether or not the cows come with them), 21 Swans making a racket, 24 geese a’ laying (check to see if you can make omelets for all thoseContinue reading “Where are you putting all this stuff?”

Tik Tok topped the charts

January 2, 2010 –Kesha’s song Tik Tok hit #1 on the Billboard charts on this date. Kesha sings in this song about brushing her teeth with a bottle of Jack Daniel’s. She told The Daily Telegraph that the lyric shouldn’t be taken seriously. The singer said shaking her head: “Everyone’s really offended by that, butContinue reading “Tik Tok topped the charts”

Let me in here, I know I’ve been here …

January 2, 1971 –George Harrison’s All Things Must Pass, his first album released after the breakup of The Beatles, begins a seven-week run at the top of the US albums chart on this date. Harrison had Phil Spector produce the album and brought in some outstanding musicians to play on it, including Eric Clapton, BobbyContinue reading “Let me in here, I know I’ve been here …”

I don’t want to overtax your brain this morning

Today’s gift count (120 gifts): you currently have Eight young woman engaged in the dairy industry, 14 Swans making a racket, 18 geese a’ laying (fertilized goose eggs are going for about $82 per dozen), 20 golden rings, 20 calling birds, 18 French hens, 14 turtledoves and 8 partridges in their respective pear trees. TheContinue reading “I don’t want to overtax your brain this morning”