Happy National Sandwich Day. It’s celebrated on the birthday of John Montagu, Fourth Earl of Sandwich, creator of the sandwich.
As the story goes, he was playing cards and did not want to leave the gaming table to eat. He asked for a serving of roast beef to be placed between two slices of bread so he could eat with his hands. Thus, the Sandwich was born.
To celebrate, begin gambling heavily, don’t get up from the table for several hours and call for your manservant to bring you a slab of beef and two pieces of bread (and a piss pot.)
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