Time’s a-wasting

Not that we’re counting:

but there are 6 days until Halloween. Make sure you have enough apples and razor blades,

there are 10 days until the general election. You may have to save some of those razor blades for yourself. (Early voting starts today.)

There are 33 days until Thanksgiving. Hopefully the government will reopen, so all of the federal workers can celebrate something.

and 50 days until the start of Hanukkah. Please do not put any razor blades in the potato latkes, they just don’t go.

and 61 days until Christmas. If you care about the whole naughty /nice list, maybe you want to forget about the apples and razor blades.

Demand Euphoria