The greatest asset of a company is its people.

We here at ACME hope that you’re enjoying your last hot dog and ice cold beer of the summer today, (hopefully you’re using ACME Split Buns to slip your ACME Snappy Weinie – The Almost 100% all beef frank (but hey don’t ask what the other stuff in it is) – in our well buttered Split Buns and feel the difference,) but let’s remember that there is actual a point to Labor Day –

to celebrate the economic and social contributions of workers. Keep in mind, the first minimum wage was established in the USA in 1938 –

for all of 25 cents per hour (adjusted for inflation, that would be worth $4.19 today.)

And please, don’t make John Waters unhappy – starting tomorrow, don’t wear white