Enjoy it while you can still afford it

Today is Milk Chocolate Day. American eat on average 12 lbs of chocolate per year; The Swiss on the other hand eat a little more than 26 lbs a year (that works out to about 450 bars of chocolate.)

If you don’t keep this increase in choco-gorging, the terrorist have won.

(Psst, I’ve mentioned this before – it is a conspiracy organized by a large Mid Western Syndicate of Big Sugar corporations and dentists.)



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