Uncle Miltie and so many more

Happy Birthday one and all

July 12, 1908 –
Milton Berle was an Emmy-winning American comedian who was born Milton Berlinger, on this date. As the manic host of NBC’s Texaco Star Theater (1948-1955), he was the first major star of television. He became known as Uncle Miltie to millions during TV’s Golden Age.

That’s all well and good but the real thing you want to know about Uncle Miltie is his prodigious member.

now try getting that out of your mind’s eye.

Other notable July 12 birthdays include:
The question is not what you look at, but what you see.

Henry David Thoreau (1817)

Learn to do common things uncommonly well

George Washington Carver (1861 – there is no actual documentation on his exact birth date)

(God bless you Dr. Carver, for your work on alcohol.)

All the sounds of the earth are like music.

Oscar Hammerstein II (1895)

We are called to be architects of the future, not its victims.

R. Buckminster Fuller (1895)

Moe and Larry were the best. We worked well together and enjoyed every moment of it.

“Curly” Joe DeRita (1909)

The rock n’ roll lifestyle did have its perks, but it wasn’t all limos and parties in the early days.

Christine McVie (1943)

Number one, like yourself. Number two, you have to eat healthy. And number three, you’ve got to squeeze your buns. That’s my formula.

Richard Simmons (1948)

I don’t actually live in America; we live on a small island off the coast

Me (1960)

(make sure you check out this year’s Godzilla’s Atoll LPs)

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players.

Kristi Yamaguchi (1971)

Let us pick up our books and our pens. They are our most powerful weapons.

Nobel Peace laureate Malala Yousafzai (1997)

And so it goes