Oh, thank heaven

ACME would like to issue this public service announcement concerning Brain Freeze (also known as sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia) –

Now to the point at hand –

Why bring this up? The date today is 7/11 (at least in this country. Foreigners and other degenerates refer to the day as 11/7 but that’s another story…)

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The convenience store 7-11 usually celebrates their name day, so to speak (and their 98th birthday,) by giving away Slurpees to the “brain freeze” fearless public. 7-Eleven’s National Free Slurpee Day is back this year, but you do need to have a 7Rewards loyalty membership card. That doesn’t mean you can’t make a frozen concoction and home and toast 7-11 on your own. (The amount of alcohol you include in your celebratory drink is between you and your maker.