When you were a kid, who know what they were.

But not the less, it’s National Sea Monkey Day,

(My old pal, Mr. Teeny has told me countless times that it was his uncle in the video and he came to a very bitter end. For those of you who’ve asked – Mr Teeny is fine, living in L.A. and is now a sports agent.)

So go out and enjoy the day thinking about these krill-like wonders. But don’t think about their creator, Harold von Braunhut and the allegations that he financially supported white-supremacist groups.