April 9, 1928 –
“If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend or, perhaps, to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while.” — Tom Lehrer
On this day in 1928, Tom Lehrer — singer-songwriter, satirist, pianist, and mathematician — was born. A brilliant mind with a biting wit, Lehrer made a career out of skewering politics, society, and human folly through clever, irreverent songs that still resonate today.
Lehrer’s precociousness was evident from an early age. He entered Harvard University at just 15 years old, having skipped several grades. As part of the application process, prospective students were asked to submit a sample of their written work. In true Lehrer fashion, he offered a lengthy poem written in the style of W.S. Gilbert (of Gilbert and Sullivan fame). The verse concluded with the lines:
I will leave movie thrillers
And watch caterpillars
Get born and pupated and larva’ed,
And I’ll work like a slave
And always behave
And maybe I’ll get into Harvard…
The entire poem was published in Scholastic Magazine in 1943, marking his first appearance in print — a fitting start for someone who would go on to use rhyme and rhythm to such devastating and hilarious effect.
Tom Lehrer would eventually become a cultural icon, known for songs like “Poisoning Pigeons in the Park,” “The Vatican Rag,” and “The Elements.” With his crisp piano playing, dry humor, and unmatched ability to turn societal taboos into singable satire, he left an indelible mark on comedy, music, and political commentary alike.
So today, in celebration of Tom Lehrer’s 97th birthday, let us all throw open the windows of our homes and shout “Happy Birthday!” while gleefully scattering tainted bird seed in his honor.
Because if there’s anything we’ve learned from Lehrer, it’s that the absurd deserves a standing ovation — preferably in perfect meter.
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