You probably should have started shopping today
More alcohol is consumed today, the day before Thanksgiving, than on New Year’s Eve or St. Patrick’s Day.
(Actual surveillance photograph of ACME staff)
Why, (you may ask?) Many college students return home and reunite with their high school buddies. And the crippling anxiety of being surrounded by family drives some to drink.
Why bother checking out the internet when you have us here at ACME to help you out with dinner prep for tomorrow
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