But remember, Halloween: it’s a large secret East Coast syndicate backed primarily by Big Sugar and Dental Schools.
This year I will suggest you go as – the speakers at the MSG rally last Sunday – some of them appear to be far scarier that brain eating zombies.
I’d have written more but I’m way behind in adding dead mice and ground glass into kids candy bags.
if your kids went trick or treating, sort your kids candy later tonight. It is not a crime to save all the good chocolate for yourself. Tell’em you have to test it for drugs.
The Haus of Dcaligari 