Halloween is in 15 days. Get your costume together. Remember, you can always go as a sociopath – they look just like you and me
The General Election is in 20 days.
Thanksgiving is in 43 days
The start of Hanukkah and Christmas are 70 days away.
Check to see where you are located on the naughty/ nice list and make the appropriate adjustments.
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