The ‘supposed‘ charity event – the 12th annual Santa-con in NYC today. (It may be the 16th one, but who cares, I don’t.)
The amateur drinkers (in various states of holiday undress) are once again back in Manhattan this year: they will be in Midtown and Lower Manhattan, stating at 10 AM. I can take comfort that some of them may die, choking on their own (or someone else’s) vomit later in the day. (Ask me how I feel about Santacon.)
I implore all who live along the route to begin collecting buckets of waste (both pet or otherwise) to rain down upon the drunken revelers. I am always, absolutely, in cranky old man mood when this event comes around – be warned!
The Haus of Dcaligari 