We have just been notified that it is Cyborg Monday, oh no, run for your lives.

Wait – an update – it’s Cyber Monday. Continue to run for your lives!!!
The term “Cyber Monday” was dreamt up in 2005 by by a young public relations executive named Ellen Davis at Shop.org, a division of the National Retail Federation. Monday is the day of the week when most people do their online shopping. I’d hazard a guess to say that’s a lot of unproductive, demotivated, bored employees shopping online at work, unless they are working from home. Then they are probably playing with their pet.
