Darkness falls across the land. The midnight hour is close at hand.

Hey Bunkies, before you steal all of your kid sister’s Halloween candy,

Remember

that Thanksgiving is in 23 days. Huzzah, keep checking those store flyers for sales on turkey – apparently they are going to be on sale this year.

There are 37 days until Hanukkah

and that Christmas is in 55 days!

Demand Euphoria!