If you find yourself lost, begin to make a martini.

Soon, someone will arrive to show you how to make it differently – the British Army Officers Survival Manual

It may not make life’s problems disappear, but it’ll certainly reduce their size.Frank Sinatra (or Dean Martin)

The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency. Where else can you get an earful, a bellyful and a snootful at the same time?

The elixir of quietude E. B. White

Unlike an aperitif, which is soft and bitter and prepares your body for a meal, a Martini is a cocktail. A cocktail is a social anaesthetic. It marks the end of the work day by ensuring that you’ll be in no condition to return to work or to even discuss it coherently after drinking a few of them – it’s not socially acceptable to walk out the office and shoot each other with a tranquilliser dart, so instead we have a Martini.

Who knew?

Today is National Martini Day! Once again, the world seems to have fallen in line and now celebrates our National Martini Day today as well. Well, why not celebrate now.

It’s never too early for a martini, it just has to be GIN (preferably Bombay Sapphire) and bone dry (and for god sake, don’t swallow the toothpick after eating the olive!)

And so it goes

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