There’s probably sales at you local CBD store today

Bunkies, if you or your kid cut school or work today,

once again, lock up the snacks. They may come home with a case of the munchies.

Be thankful though, they’re not out celebrating the anniversary of the birth of Klara Hitler’s bouncing baby little evil bastard named Adolf on this date in 1889, (smack them hard across the back of the head if they were thinking about it though.)

Or that you should be concerned if they were celebrating the 24th anniversary of the Columbine attack.

Perhaps you’ll probably spent the better part of the day,if you’re over 65 or have a compromised immune system, thinking about the FDA’s recommendation to get another booster shot for COVID and contemplating the life of St. Agnes of Montepulciano on her feast day.

But what ever you do, celebrate responsible.