A final reason Hanukkah feels better than Christmas –
No pine needles to vacuum.
You’ve probably run out of gifts at this point, wrap your family’s fresh laundry as the gift that shows you’ve done the laundry. At this point, look up a local oil recycler – it will do better for everyone as a biofuel.
It’s the first day of Christmas.
As always, we here at ACME want to help spread hope, peace, joy, and other marketing buzzwords
Hopefully you haven’t overeaten this Christmas, but if you have, perhaps you’ll get a visit from -<
(Remember, it isn’t really Christmas until you hear his Hidey Ho.)
The Haus of Dcaligari 