From the ACME legal Dept.

A brief announcement

You can well appreciate that with the tense issues in Europe, the UN is busy with other things. But after exhaustive negotiations, I am permitted to state that there with be no holiday photograph of the people, for legal reasons, will be referred to as ‘the Cozza-Cordero siblings‘. Their legal representives would like it known that they wish no person any ‘ill will‘ because they will not be receiving a holiday picture. Their representatives also wish to extend the Cozza-Cordero siblings‘ usual greetings of holiday good tidings, cheer, fellowship, etc.

Their legal team goes on further to state that – they are both well, one year older, doing well at school, and are in no legal troubles that they wish to comment upon. Should you wish a photograph of either or both of them, please feel free to contact them directly and arrangements can be made through their legal representation.

All of that being said – the legal dept. of ACME has advised me that I can make this brief statement – The holiday cards should be processed on the usual schedule.

Happy Holidays!