Gmar chatima tova
Yom Kippur starts this evening. If you’re celebrating (strange choice of words,) you better hurry up and finish reading this before sundown. May your fast pass easily – Don’t hesitate to contact me if you can’t remember the things you should be atoning for by now.
Hopefully, because you finally got to go outside since being cooped up for the better part of two years, your sins are not so numerous that you really couldn’t cast them upon the water.
And so it goes
The Haus of Dcaligari 