We seem to be on the other side of the pandemic, so if you or your kid cut school or work today, once again, lock up the snacks. They may come home with a case of the munchies, after taking advantage of all the sales at your local CBD store.
Be thankful though, they’re not out celebrating the anniversary of the birth of Klara Hitler’s bouncing baby little evil bastard named Adolf on this date in 1889, (smack them hard across the back of the head if they were thinking about it though.)
Or that you should be concerned if they were celebrating the 23rd anniversary of the Columbine attack.
Perhaps you’ll probably spent the better part of the day getting an appointment for your booster shot and contemplating the life of St. Agnes of Montepulciano on her feast day.
But what ever you do, celebrate responsible.
Demand Euphoria!
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