Don’t be an asshole

Please don’t wipe the the smudge mark off your friend’s forehead –

Today is Ash Wednesday, and you’re not being helpful.

(Anyway, did you find the plastic baby in the King Cake yesterday? )

Hominem te esse memento! Memento mori!

So begins forty days (remember that the six Sundays between today and Easter don’t count as part of the 40 days) of prayer, fasting, contemplation and community service and not the Lentil season, which is marked by forty days of legume eating and gas passing (but that’s another story.)

Demand Euphoria!

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