Today’s gift count (220): you currently have 10 Leaping Lords, (the ten lords represent the Ten Commandments,)
18 Rockettes, 24 young milkmaid, 28 Swans making a racket, 30 geese a’ laying, 30 golden rings, 28 calling birds, 24 French hens, 18 turtledoves and 10 partridges in their respective pear trees.
Begin thinking about fleeing the country (with the gold rings) and living in Canada under an assumed name.
The Haus of Dcaligari 