Today’s gift count (56 gifts): you currently have Six geese a’ laying, 10 golden rings, 12 calling birds, 12 French hens, ten turtledoves and six partridges in their respective pear trees (begin thinking abut gardening tools and an illegal immigrant.)
I’m sorry to have to say this but kill the gaggle of geese immediately (after five, it’s considered a gaggle.)
They’re filthy disgusting birds – contact your local upscale poultry purveyor. Geese lay approximately one egg every 1.5 days.
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