Major Traffic Alert

Avoid Midtown Manhattan today

The Rockefeller Center Christmas tree will be lit for the first time this holiday season tonight. Remember to wear a mask and bring a polo mallet with you if you, unfortunately, find yourself in midtown.

Thousands of poor souls will gather for the 90th annual Rockefeller Christmas Tree Lighting. Remember to bring a polo mallet with you, if you unfortunately, find yourself in midtown

Do you really want to be stuck in the middle of potential Darwin Award winners and their children who should be forced to play in traffic? So once again, I’m giving native New Yorkers a gentle reminder – watch last year’s lighting here.

This year, Carrie Underwood, Mickey Guyton, Brad Paisley, Pentatonix, Gwen Stefani, Harry Connick Jr., Alessia Cara, Norah Jones and Rob Thomas, as well as, the refugees from overbooked ancient hotels in the holy land are involved this year.

Exert extreme caution!

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