Nice turtleneck you got on your statue there

September 8, 1504
Michelangelo’s David, was unveiled in Florence on this date.

If you were staring too hard, you’ll notice that Dave has got a turtleneck. The apparently uncircumcised form would be at odds with Judaic practice, but would be consistent with the conventions of Renaissance art.

Now put your eyes back in your head.

Demand Euphoria!

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