Today is National Cheese Pizza Day.
While you do not have to don tight fitting polyester pants and strut down 86th Street in Bensonhurst to celebrate, please remember that you have to fold your pizza in half to eat it, and for god’s sake, don’t use a fork and a knife.
Also, it may seem like a cruel holiday to celebrate once again this year, September 5th is Be Late For Something Day. So forget the calendar and be late for something, except school.
Remember that things can go on without you, and maybe it’s not all quite as important as you thought; after all, you need some ‘me time’!
And so it goes
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