Once again, I can’t make the usual jokes about if you or your kid cut school or work today; they’re already home and they’ve broken into the snacks.
Or they’re not out celebrating the anniversary of the birth of Klara Hitler’s bouncing baby little evil bastard named Adolf on this date in 1889, (smack them hard across the back of the head if they were thinking about it though.)
Or that you should be concerned if they were celebrating the 22nd anniversary of the Columbine attack.
But you’ll probably spent the better part of the day trying to get an appointment for a vaccination and contemplating the life of St. Agnes of Montepulciano on the feast day.
That’s all we’re gonna say.
The Haus of Dcaligari 