Today is Velociraptor Awareness Day. Velociraptors are small vicious dinosaurs that usually ruin everyone’s day at your local millionaire’s amusement park.
Remember large windows and doorways are Velociraptor points of entries. Mark them accordingly and avoid at all cost. Once you’ve finished locating possible velociraptor entry points within your building, you can mark those areas so that your loved ones are also aware of the building’s vulnerabilities.
Velociraptor attacks are a very serious matter. Educate yourself, and make sure you always have at least four possible escape routes, since three of those will be occupied by velociraptors in the event of an attack.
Remember you don’t have to outrun a raptor, you just have to outrun one of your friends.
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