Bunkies I know that this may seem hard to believe,

but Winter appears to be officially over.
While you are attempting to balance those eggs and brooms today, remember that the Vernal Equinox occurred at 5:37 AM (EDT) this morning.
That means it’s spring. This year, please don’t take off your clothes. Stay at home and wash your hands.
And avoid opening up a 1,000 year old book your friend sends you (if you know what’s good for you.)

Also, this is the last time this year that you can call in sick because of your New Year’s Eve celebration from the night before; Happy Nowruz or Persian New Year as it is sometimes known as – hopefully this does not put me in the wrong with the NSA.
